if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
Making fun of how my friend pronounces pecan…
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When you find a friend you can act stupid with:
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oh boy.
w o ww
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I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
ok
I CAN’T
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Edam body’s looker for Munster
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baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?