*Looking at another Marines stack*
Me: Holy shit he’s stacked.
Buddy: That’s cuz he was in the army. They get medals for taking a shit.
Don’t they get a medal for going to boot camp, too? I think the Air Force is the same.
medic278 are you stacked like a Communist general or what?
Lmao, nah, only 3 rows and 1 lonesome for my first six years in, I may get 4 more ribbons for this deployment, so I’ll have 4 full rows and 1 or 2 on top. Depending on your unit you may very well get one for taking a shit. I have two I didn’t have to work for, they give you one for enlisting in a time of war/combat, and one simply for enlisting. Retarded. I completely agree.