Crab cakes, green beans and caramelized onions for lunch at work!!! #paleo
Pronounced like Whovian but with an “N” because it’s for all these fuckers that are new to Doctor Who!
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time
The 4th wall was made to be broken, Bob agrees.
when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
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yo dude in the back hellllaaa reached out like it was nothing to grab that shit