Kurt Vonnegut (via timlebsack)
yes yes yes
Bruce Lee Bruce Led the martial arts world.
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
Yeah…. About that… Did you remember to put the cover sheets on your TPS Reports?
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
Lol, I was doing well, getting ready for work