June 2013
“For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course that’s Moses, not Jesus. I haven’t heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. ‘Blessed are the merciful’ in a courtroom? ‘Blessed are the peacemakers’ in the Pentagon?”
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Kurt Vonnegut (via timlebsack)
yes yes yes
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Oh.. Wow.
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Vonegutted!
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“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”
—Mark Twain (via twinception)
My sister and I decided that if Bruce Lee did something in the past, he Brice Led it...
Bruce Lee Bruce Led the martial arts world.
Bruce Led
if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up
they would be alloys
always reblog science jokes
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
This diet actually works better than the other one. My brother lost 30lbs in a few weeks with it bit(.)ly/tumblrfun
Yeah…. About that… Did you remember to put the cover sheets on your TPS Reports?
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her
hey how are you doing tonight sir?
Lol, I was doing well, getting ready for work
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